10:37 pm - Thu, May 26, 2011

Man O Man!

When without money, eats wild vegetables at home

When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
 
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same ‘exercise machine’.
 
When without money, walks to earn food
When has money, walks to burn the fat
 
Man O Man !  never fails to deceive thyself !
 
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
 
When without money, wife becomes secretary;

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I Wish

I wish to give, to take, to make, to check, I wanna see it happen I want to see, to be, the one that plays the game without no fears and regrets I want to know you, better than I know myself I want to feel the end, and enjoy the consequence I’m playing the game the one that will take me to my end I’m waiting for the rain to wash who I am I want to move, to loose, to take the grooves, and to give it all back I want to take the time rewind, and to kick it right from the start to be unknown and all alone, lose the kind that are behind to start a new play by myself and to give the best I have I’m playing the gameMORE?

2:36 am

Life is about correcting mistakes

The story which i felt very good is this and want to share …..
have a look at this mails when u find time for few minutes….

 Monica married Hitesh this day. At the end of the wedding party,

 Monica’s mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook.

With Rs.1000 deposit amount.

Mother: ‘Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage

life. When there’s something happy and memorable happened in your new

life, put some money in. Write down what it’s about next to the line. The

more memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I’ve done the

first one for you today. Do the others with Hitesh.When you look back

after years, you can know how much happiness you’ve had.’

Monica shared this with Hitesh when getting home. They both thought it

was a great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be

made.

This was what they did after certain time:

- 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Hitesh after marriage

- 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica

- 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali

            - 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant

            - 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Hitesh got promoted

            ….. and so on…

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial

 things.They didn’t talk much. They regretted that they had married the

 most nasty people in the world…. no more love…Kind of typical

 nowadays, huh?

 One day Monica talked to her Mother:

 ’Mom, we can’t stand it anymore. We agree to divorce. I can’t imagine how

 I decided to marry this guy!!!’

 Mother: ‘Sure, girl, that’s no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you

 really can’t stand it. But before that, do one thing first. Remember the

 saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all money and

 spend it first. You shouldn’t keep any record of such a poor marriage.’

 Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue

 and planning to cancel the account.

 While she was waiting, she took a look at the passbook record. She looked,

 and looked, and looked. Then the memory of all the previous joy and

 happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were then filled with tears. She

 left and went home.

 When she was home, she handed the passbook to Hitesh, asked him to spend

 the money before getting divorce.

 The next day, Hitesh gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new

 deposit of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: ‘This is the day I

notice

 how much I’ve loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness

 you’ve brought me.’

 They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe.

 Do you know how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not

 ask.I believe the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru

 all the good years in their life.

 When you fall, in any way,

Don’t see the place where you fell, Instead see the place from where you  Slipped

“Life is about correcting mistakes.”

2:36 am

For men only: Top 10 pick-up lines for the season

The story line is overtly simple. Guy sees gal. Gal knows guy wants her. She waits for him to come up to her so she can play hard to get, or at least enjoy shooting him down. Meanwhile guy chickens out, not finding enough guts to tell the girl what she wants to hear. They split, each with only his/her own half of the tale!

If the above script(or one half of it) does sound like your life history, we’ve got 10 of the best pick up lines for you to try out on your dream gal. 

Number 10
Is your last name Gillette, cause you’re the best a man can get

Risk factor: High. Few girls actually remember that ‘the best a man can get’ is the Gillette slogan. Also, not a likely surname in a desi environment.

Number 9
I would get you drunk and take advantage of you, but I know that’s wrong. So why don’t you buy me a drink, get me drunk, take me home and take advantage of me instead?

Risk factor: The line is a little too long, and a nervous wannabe Romeo could easily mess it up. Also, if you can actually hold a girl’s attention for that long, you won’t need corny pickup lines.

Number 8
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 Risk factor: If not delivered properly, naive ladies may think you need to borrow their phone. That in itself is a fair opening and an ice-breaker, but needs some planning.

 Number 7

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

 Risk factor: Medium. It’s a cliché, so women may tend to take you to be less perilous than the rest, considering you are relying on something so tried and tested.

 Number 6

I think I can die happy now, cause I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.

 Risk factor: Again, banking on the cliché. Hence a fair trial.

 Number 5

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Risk factor: Not too different from number 8, but leaves less room for misinterpretation. Delivered with eye contact, it can be a clincher.

 Number 4

My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.

Risk factor:  High. Few women would think twice before telling you they think your friend is cuter than you, if only to spite you. Recovering from that can be tough.

 Number 3

You’re so beautiful you make me wish I was straight.

 Risk factor: High. The shock value may have farther reaching consequences than you may think.

 Number 2

Excuse me, are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Risk factor: Low. If it hits the spot, she’ll at least give you a smile and her attention. Worst case, she’ll at least enjoy the flattery and remember you next time the two of you run into each other.

 Number 1

You’re so beautiful…I’ve forgotten my pickup line.

 Risk factor: Properly done, this is almost a no-risk maneuver, but it requires a fair bit of acting skills and a gift for self- deprecating humour. Start off very confident, then pause a while midway, stifling a laugh as you deliver the second half. Break eye contact immediately after the pause. It helps! The best part about this one is, if you see she is not interested, you can always wave it off and walk away, smiling. For you’ve already projected yourself as the most innocent person in the room that night!

 Keep in mind, the New Year bashes are just around the corner…keep that charm well polished, and you may actually end up starting the new year on a romantic note. But remember the golden rule: Chances are high that the girl you aim at may well have read this piece too!

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Must Read….40 yrs of Marriage (too gud !!!)

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again.

I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92  years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…..

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH …. AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT! 

2:33 am

Fact of Life

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.  Then we are frustrated that the kids aren’t old enough and we’ll be more content when they are.  After that we’re frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with.  We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage.  We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire.  

The truth is, there’s no better time to be happy than right now.  If not now, when?  Your life will always be filled with challenges.  It’s best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. 

One of my favorite quotes comes from Alfred D Souza.  He said, “For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life.  But there was always some obstacle in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, a debt to be paid.   Then life would begin.  At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were my life.”  

This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness.   Happiness is the way.  So, treasure every moment that you have.  And treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time…and remember that time waits for no one.

So stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning, until you get a new car or home, until your car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you are off welfare, until the first or fifteenth, until your song comes on, until you’ve had a drink, until you’ve sobered up, until you die, until you are born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy…

Happiness is a journey, not a destination.

Thought for the day: “Work like you don’t need money,  Love like you’ve never been hurt,  And dance like no one’s watching.”

2:31 am

Good Joke!

Most cricketers, who arenأ‚آ’t comfortable conversing in English, get prepared for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the presentation ceremony. Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning
But this time…..
After Winning the Match

Tony Greg :
So Inzi, that’s fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

Inzamam :
Thanks Tonyأ‚آ…!
All credit goes to the boys. Everyone work hard for it, especially Afridi.
It was tight situation when he went in.
Also Bob Woolmer was keeping close watch on progress and giving instructions.
It’s all a terrific team effort.
Insha Allah, we all will work together as a team, put in big effort and deliver good result all the time and will be able to REPEAT the same result.

Tony fainted!!!!!!